The Inauguration of Kvlt Clutter

Top of the mornin' to ya! And welcome to my shitty black metal review site, Kvlt Clutter. The code runs like a beat up Nissan in heavy rain. It doesn't. Oh, and IPad kids beware: I have no idea how to scale things to different screen sizes. I have yet to even learn JavaScript.

Anyway, my name is Florencia, I'm from Argentina, yada yada yada, you can find out more about me in the "about me" link. I like music of all genres, but I LOVE black metal. Kvlt Clutter is a site for me to review some of my favorite black metal releases, as well as discuss topics related to the black metal community or maybe review some non-metal stuff occasionally. Hopefully, if this website gains enough traction, and when I finally learn JavaScript, then I can take some review requests as well.

I will attempt to publish at least one update a week. However, despite my (obvious) lack of a social life, I do get busy sometimes, so I may have to skip weeks. Some updates may also be what I plan to call "Kvlt Clutter Specials" - posts where I talk about things other than black metal reviews. These won't be too frequent, and I'll probably do like one a month or every other month or something like that.

There are just two rules to this website:

  • The reviews are under my jurisdiction. If I have something interesting to say about a certain album, I'll review it.
  • I don't fuck with NSBM and I will not give attention to artists who are known to be bigots (Burzum, Drudkh, etc).

Whoever comes across this, I hope you enjoy your stay. Smell ya later.